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Welcome to the PK's
"Women, Snakes and Stalkers" is a collection of book covers from the PK (Indo-Iranian languages and literatures) section of the University of Chicago's Regenstein library. Since I can't read any of the book titles, I make up my own interpretations of what's going on.
Other projects
- Crescat Graffiti, Vita Excolatur: Confessions of the Regenstein Library - library graffiti at the University of Chicago
As for me, I'm Quinn.
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- Self-portrait of a book cover artist
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- Here, vulture, vulture, vulture
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- Purple spandex stripper
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- A guide to Ukrainian shits
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- "Indian voices"
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- The water spirit with a face instead of a hand
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- "Papyrus" font gone crazy
- Old men like flowers
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- Unclaimed woman
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- Knitting words - a handbook
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- I love you, but you're too short for me
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- The sentient feather
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- I'm listening attentively. Really.
- Reject-pile cartoon characters
- Romance novel cover?
- The woman with giant hands
- Drawer full of polaroids
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- The hairiest man
- Your classic set-up (two women edition)
- Sewing is fun!
- The woman who loved really sharp crayons
- Your classic set-up
- Paint-by-numbers
- You know that door has a handle, right?
- It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
- How many cliches in one cover?
- Wet t-shirt contest of the gods
- No! Jazz hands do NOT go in front of your eyes!
- I've got a drum, so life is great!
- Okay, we've got the torches! Now what?
- Mmmm... delicious popcorn...
- She started wearing pants, and everything went dow...
- Why, it's only a flesh wound!
- Old man as puppet, a rainbow, some film, and a dan...
- What an AWESOME FONT!
- The woman who would only wear yellow
- A terrible case of bad breath
- Cover art by El Greco
- Welcome to the island! Here's a lei!
- Kamikaze flight of the evil parrot
- Crying lightbulbs
- There But For the Grace of Caffeine Go I
- You don't want your maid to get swine flu, do you?...
- Whatever should I wear?
- The man who spoke in lines
- Safety is for other people
- The lonely librarian
- The fetal position, or, yoga for the lazy
- The woman who wanted her hair in a bun, but just c...
- You promised I would be clothed!
- Help! I'm trapped in a heptagon!
- Hot styles for today's transvestite
- Sitting or running? Decisions, decisions...
- Disco dancing
- The love pentagon
- Handbook for the Calculon School of Acting
- The woman who liked pot(s)
- Got those colors backwards
- Shapes having an existential crisis
- How to make Wall Street grovel
- Literacy is fun!
- Scratch 'n sniff bracelets
- The jolly matron
- Indian Athena
- The silly putty that loved itself
- Hairstyles, for work and play
- Evil cyborg robot guy
- My hand is so soft-- I love this new lotion!
- Indian matryoshki
- Overcoming obesity: a guide for penguins
- The woman who loved flavored coffee
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- A cruise that ended badly
- The man in the mirror (does not look like Michael ...
- Indian rusalka
- Out of boredom, Karen started doodling her suspici...
- Distorted faces, blank eyes, dead body... must be ...
- The publisher said 300 dpi, but the artist gave th...
- Menu at the Mumbai Mexican Restaurant
- The amoeba-stalker tries to ingest his prey
- How to go on a date in a bathrobe
- Land of the rising sun
- Itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot sari
- Needs red-eye reduction
- Hangover
- A baby elephant in a playpen?
- Good advertising
- Wardrobe malfunction
- It takes three lines to draw a woman
- The zombie whose skin was falling off in splotches...
- There's a story here...
- Lovebirds in fall
- Hark, I think I hear a dangly letter...
- Your daughter, the embryo
- The woman whose conjoined twin was a goat
- Woe is everybody!
- How to cure pinkeye
- Rather pleased with themselves
- Some kind of public safety warning sign?
- Grizzled old soldier
- A woman-shaped button on an ugly striped shirt
- Transgender
- Glorious chaos
- Jumping jacks for you and me!
- The woman who was a music note
- Nose piercing for fun and profit!
- It's a bird, it's a plane... no, it's a bird
- 5 easy hairstyles YOU can do at home!
- Father-son hunting: a how-to guide
- How to invade a village in 5 easy steps
- You know you have a cool alphabet when it naturall...
- The sitar girl who said "whatever"
- Tarzan, meet Jane
- Picasso's blue period
- Boogie down in the forest
- The book cover that got run over
- I'll have a blue Christmas without you
- Trying to impress a tree with a flower bouquet
- I like carrying this basket on my head
- Indian Audrey Hepburn
- A blue giraffe-woman
- 60's hair commercial?
- The pop star who mistook a gun for a microphone
- How to paint a woman when you're a painting too
- Laughing abstract woman
- Misunderstanding about eye whites
- Let's all clap for the bird that grew hands!
- Doing Yoga With a Gun in 10 Minutes a Day
- Harold drew himself a girlfriend with his purple c...
- The spiderweb that cried
- The woman who stared at a Mandelbrot Set
- The woman who had gills
- The woman who was a record
- Kalevala: Dream of the Salmon Maiden (Indian editi...
- Bring me some coffee.
- Mini-me, or, the pudgy clone
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